To all University of Alabama fans who visited Hollywood last month: Walking around Hollywood with a shirt that says, “Alabama” is the equivalent of walking around Alabama with a shirt that says, “Fag.” You’re not impressing anyone is my point. The best part about the Ultimate Fighting Championship is not the fighting. It’s the interviews. “I’m a martial artist developing my craft.” Yeah, you’re an artist alright. You managed to turn that guy’s face into a regular Jackson Pollack. That’s an art exhibit I’d like to see. “I love how the artist comments on the duality of man with his [...]